If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? H... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Love is the best gift because it’s free to give and priceless to receive."
"Love is the most amazing feeling in the world. Let me double check. Yep, love is a feeling."
"You catch more flies with honey than you do with chopsticks. Let this be a lesson in love."
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."
"I didn’t tackle him. I gave him a flying hug. Sometimes love is up in the air until it hits you."