If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? H... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"Last time I arm-wrestled, I broke my leg. Boy, what I wouldn’t do for love."
"She has a sly smile, and eyes that seem to see my essence as they explore my soul and implore my spirit to enter her. I look at her and I see love."
"I am the broth of love. Make soup to me."
"Love is you wearing her favorite shirt of yours, just like you did yesterday and the day before. And the day before that too."
"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."