If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? H... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"To become one who believes two become one, you need love in your life."

"He said he came in second place, so I assumed there were only two competitors. But you never know with love, there may have been a third party involved."

"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."

"Two empty chairs are not a good use of space. Fill them up with love."

"She was washing all the dishes by hand, so I bought her a machine. I bought her a lawnmower. That’s what you do when you’re in love."