If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? H... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"With a palindrome of a name, like Bob, I’d be both right thinking and dyslexic. Would you love me more as a Bob, or as a Bob?"
"I’ve got a way with love. Away with love."
"I’m running from the very person I’m chasing, and this is how I know I’m in love."
"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."