More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’d rather sell one thing for one million dollars, than sell one million things for one dollar each. I feel the same about my love and women."
"Her love used to be my lighthouse, and now it feels like I'm treading water in the dark. I’ll bet as soon as I start swimming, the sun will rise and color the sky with the romance of rose."
"There's someone for everyone. And when my clones get here, everyone will be able to have that someone. Prices start at $99."
"This morning, as I was driving to work, I mistook a big brown box on the side of the road for a deer. It was dark, and I swerved at the last second, and even though it wasn’t a deer, I still managed to nail that son of a bitch."
"I drank her essence, and it’s like she never existed and now I’m thirsty again. Let this be a lesson in love."