More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The size of your sighs tell how deeply you’re in love. How I feel is very much like a stressed and distressed midget trying to breathe."
"My cabinet was made by hand. My applause is also made by hand, and I stood there clapping the whole time the carpenter was making my cabinet."
"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."
"I don’t want my love with her to wither like grapes on a vine, so I’ll water it with romance to turn it into wine."
"What is the shape of love? Is it shaped like you? For me it is, but for you maybe it is shaped like me."