More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I’m addicted to warm Thanksgiving bird meat, but I should just quit cold turkey. To me, the beginning of December is like leftover November."
"I don't own the sunset, but I have a free yearly membership to stream whenever it's on, and this is a life perk that makes me wealthy."
"I meet people to know I’m not alone. I network like an astronaut on the moon."
"Nobody looks at what can’t look. We don’t see what doesn’t see. If love is blind, then so are we, because it’s all around us."
"Her and I, we have a two chairs and a table kind of love. You should pull up a feeling and have a seat."