I don't own the sunset, but I have a free yearly membership... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Every day I’m growing as a man. I’m not growing in height, but rather I’m growing in love, which makes me seem taller than I really am."

"I kissed a mystery, and it tasted like a woman. Lips are always full of delicious secrets."

"My goal is to be as forgiving as a man with amnesia, but love as if I remember and cherish all the things you do that make me smile."

"The question is not how much work are you willing to put in, but what are you willing to take out? Success is sacrifice."

"She looked so sexy with her sixteen cats that I just had to swipe right, but when she messaged me first quoting Monty Python, I knew it was Tinder love. Maybe on the first date we’ll knit the blanket we’ll make love under."