Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"A crate full of discreet would appear to be empty. But it’s not. It’s full of my love for you."

"My love is rare, like a hornless unicorn."

"I often wear camouflaged pants so when I walk I look like a floating torso. I love with the same air of mystery."

"Love is the jelly to sunshine’s peanut butter. And if I tell you that I’m in sandwich with you, I’m not just saying it to get in your Ziploc bag."

"She’ll come to love me or she won’t. I’m a fisherman, not a hunter."