Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"I know a thing or two about love. Well, maybe just a thing. A big, blurry thing, like Bigfoot."

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"My nickname isn’t Scarface—it’s Scarf Ace. I make knitted neck warmers like I make love—one grandmother at a time."

"We fell in love like two medium pizzas in one large stomach. I wish dad would have saved a few slices for us."

"Me: On time. Love: Late. Death: Early. Seriously, why are you late?"