Asking me if I’m in love is like asking a mortician if now i... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.

"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."

"I am the three minutes of 180 seconds, and I don’t do refills. I’m a lover, not a farmer."

"I left a jar in the doorway to leave the door ajar, but love never walked in."

"You tell me you love me, but I’m not sure you know what love is, or how fast it flies, or how much it resembles a UFO, or what kind of weapon you’d use to shoot it down."

"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."