It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. L... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"You and I have a love so secret that not even you know about it. But first, let me introduce myself."
"Stairs, are they going up or are they going down? They’re so confusing! If love were a physical thing, it would be stairs."
"If I had no penis, how would I pee? How would I make love? How would I think?"
"If my last name were Hunter, I’d probably be a fisherman. That’s just the kind of lover I am."
"Love is like whoa! Actually, it's closer to woe."