It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. L... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"When we make love, I orgasm much sooner than her. That’s because I know a shortcut on my bicycle."
"Love waits patiently. In the lobby. I’ll be with you as soon as I can."
"My boxers should require batteries, because I’m such an exceptional lover that pizza delivery people call me for carry out. 30 minutes or less—as if!"
"Life, it’s made up of two things—time and love. A watch tells one, but what tells the other? We tell each other."
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."