It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. L... - Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"It doesn’t take a hurricane to blow out a birthday candle. Let this be a lesson in love—and cake etiquette."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, Love quotes for the ages. Specifically ages 18-81.
"In a blind taste-test, my kisses were rated as Helen Kelleresque. Women love how the only sense I keenly possess is nonsense."
"I love you because I love you, and if you don’t like it you can use my circular logic as a noose and hang yourself."
"As much as I want to make love to you, I’d rather make love to your clone."
"I don’t want to make love last, I want to make love second to last. The last thing we’ll do is cuddle."
"You’ll drown in my love story, if I ever write it using a fountain pen."