More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two."
"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."