I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neit... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."

"Is there a word halfway between hello and goodbye? Because that’s the word my soul is trying to say."

"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."

"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."

"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."