If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar. - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."
"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."
"The first door in the hall leads to youth, the second door leads to middle age, and the third door leads to the bathroom. But knock first, because I think grandpa’s in there."
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"She looked like the kind of woman I could fall in love with. Trouble is, she was standing next to the kind of woman I’d like to make love to."
"With my career I want to either make something or make an impact. Writers both make something, and make an impact."