Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That w... - Steve Martin

"I've got to keep breathing. It'll be my worst business mistake if I don't."

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"You know that look that women get when they want to have sex? Me neither."

"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."

"It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch."