Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That w... - Steve Martin

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."

"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."

"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."

"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."

"Be so good they can't ignore you."