More quotes by Steve Martin

"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"Be so good they can't ignore you."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."
"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."