Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh... - Steve Martin
"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."
"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."
"I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic."
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."
"Be so good they can't ignore you."
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."