More quotes by Steve Martin

"Boy, those French! They have a different word for everything."
"It's so hard to believe in anything anymore. I mean, it's like, religion, you really can't take it seriously, because it seems so mythological, it seems so arbitrary...but, on the other hand, science is just pure empiricism, and by virtue of its method, it excludes metaphysics. I guess I wouldn't believe in anything anymore if it weren't for my lucky astrology mood watch."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."
"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."
"I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot."