More quotes by Steve Martin

"Some people have a way with words, and other people...oh, uh, not have way."
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."
"Before you criticize a man, walk a mile in his shoes. That way, when you do criticize him, you'll be a mile away and have his shoes."
"I believe that sex is one of the most beautiful, natural, wholesome things that money can buy."