More quotes by Steve Martin

"Writer's block is a fancy term made up by whiners so they can have an excuse to drink alcohol."
"I think I did pretty well, considering I started out with nothing but a bunch of blank paper."
"I like a woman with a head on her shoulders. I hate necks."
"I did stand-up comedy for 18 years. Ten of those years were spent learning, four years were spent refining, and four years were spent in wild success. I was seeking comic originality, and fame fell on me as a byproduct. The course was more plodding than heroic."
"A day without sunshine is like, you know, night."