More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Her dancing inspires me to move. I used to be like a statue, and now I am more like a mannequin. So much more fashionable, you know?"
"I used to think how lucky she was to have me, but now I realize that’s backwards. A spirit of gratitude yields patience, love, and forgiveness."
"The pink sunset reminds me of her, and the calm water matches the calm that images of her bring to my heart."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"I just got done digging a hole shaped like a human body. But I have no idea what to bury. I’ll probably hide all my love for you, like I would with any other treasure."