More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The sunset sky fades from blue to orange over Gainesville, Florida, and what I lost is less than what I gained. I gained love, I lost love, and if could do it all again, I would."
"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."
"As a sculptor, I prefer busts. As a lover of women, I prefer busts. And as a football enthusiast, I prefer Robert Griffin III."
"My hands could be considered deadly weapons. You see, I write with both of them."
"If you convert a shower curtain to a dress, I’ll wear my waterproof dancing shoes. Together we’ll move so fluidly people will line up to get cleansed."