Being a waiter is a waste of time, because think of all that... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"Being a waiter is a waste of time, because think of all that waiting. But it’s better than loving someone who doesn’t love you back, because if you’re going to wait around, you might as well get paid for it."

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