"Being a waiter is a waste of time, because think of all that waiting. But it’s better than loving someone who doesn’t love you back, because if you’re going to wait around, you might as well get paid for it."
"I love letting her know how much she means to me. A love in secret is but a shadow that’s cold and lonely."
"The going rate for love is going away. And the more you go away, the more expensive it gets."
"She makes my heart melt. There is a limited supply of sips, so grab a straw and start slurping while you can."
"Love now, not later. Also, love later."
"It takes guts to love with gusto. Most people love as if they wish they were invisible, and then they wonder why their affections go unnoticed."