The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, beca... - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets."

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."

"I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)"