The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, beca... - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense
"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."
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"Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top."
"Competition is healthy. Especially when all your competitors are unhealthy, and hopefully sick and absent during the competition."
"Lie to me. Just to console my soul."
"I walk with a purpose. And a limp. (The limp helps serve my purpose, which is to gain sympathy.)"
"I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love."