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"I want to open up a School of Cannibalism. It’ll be a feeder school for top law schools."
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"Lie to me. Just to console my soul."
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"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."
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"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."
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"I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love."
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