Success is suffocating. The air is thinner at the top. - Jarod Kintz, 99 Cents For Some Nonsense

"I heard a song I hate and I thought of her. Ah, such is love."

"Between hello and goodbye is I love you."

"My soul left my body, and my body left my clothes and went streaking through the streets."

"The most enjoyable book in the world is the phone book, because think of all the sex that went into creating the content."

"I want to meddle with an Olympic medal made of silver metal. I want to alchemize it into gold, and use a mixture of science and mysticism to transform losing into winning."