More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."
"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."