By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And h... - Dorothy Parker

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."

"Don't look at me in that tone of voice."

"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."

"I require three things in a man: he must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid."

"If you want to know what God thinks of money, just look at the people he gave it to."