More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Beauty is only skin deep, but ugly goes clean to the bone."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."