By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And h... - Dorothy Parker
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"By the time you swear you're his,Shivering and sighing.And he vows his passion is,Infinite, undying.Lady make note of this --One of you is lying."
"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."