More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"The best way to keep children at home is to make the home atmosphere pleasant, and let the air out of the tires."
"If I had a shiny gun I could have a world of fun Speeding bullets through the brains Of the folks that cause me pains :)"
"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"Take me or leave me; or, as is the usual order of things, both."
"Love is like quicksilver in the hand. Leave the fingers open and it stays. Clutch it and it darts away."