More quotes by Dorothy Parker

"Heterosexuality is not normal, it's just common."
"I don't care what is written about me so long as it isn't true."
"If you have any young friends who aspire to become writers, the second greatest favor you can do them is to present them with copies of The Elements of Style. The first greatest, of course, is to shoot them now, while they’re happy."
"I don't know much about being a millionaire, but I'll bet I'd be darling at it."
"Four be the things I'd have been better without: love, curiosity, freckles and doubt."