More quotes by Bill Watterson

"You know, Hobbes, some days even my lucky rocket ship underpants don't help."
"Weekends don't count unless you spend them doing something completely pointless."
"I'm killing time while I wait for life to shower me with meaning and happiness."
"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"
"In my opinion, we don't devote nearly enough scientific research to finding a cure for jerks."