More quotes by Bill Watterson

"CALVIN:When I grow up I want to be an inventor. First I will invent a time machine. Then I'll come back to yesterday and take myself to tomorrow and skip this dumb assignment."
"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"I find my life is a lot easier the lower I keep my expectations."