More quotes by Bill Watterson

"Reality continues to ruin my life."
"Things are never quite as scary when you've got a best friend."
"CALVIN:As usual goodness hardly puts up a fight."
"To invent your own life's meaning is not easy, but it's still allowed, and I think you'll be happier for the trouble."
"Ms. Wormwood: Calvin, can you tell us what Lewis and Clark did? Calvin: No, but I can recite the secret superhero origin of each member of Captain Napalm's Thermonuclear League of Liberty. Ms. Wormwood: See me after class, Calvin. Calvin: [retrospectively] I'm not dumb. I just have a command of thoroughly useless information."