When life gives you lemons, chunk it right back. - Bill Watterson

"Hobbes: Do you think there's a God?Calvin: Well, somebody's out to get me!"

"Sometimes when I'm talking, my words can't keep up with my thoughts. I wonder why we think faster than we speak. Probably so we can think twice."

"HOBBES:If you don't get a goodnight kiss you get Kafka dreams."

"You know, sometimes kids get bad grades in school because the class moves too slow for them. Einstein got D's in school. Well guess what, I get F's!!!"

"I've got to start listening to those quiet, nagging doubts."