More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"Pluto will always be a planet in my book. That’s because my book was published before Pluto was blacklisted by planetary scientists."
"We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso."
"When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased."