More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"When your family dies, that’s a bummer, but that’s life. When my family dies, it’s a tragedy and the world is unbalanced and biased."
"Books allow you to take flight, unlike the chicken wings I stapled to my back before eating them."