My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time. - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."
"Love is like a door knob that I’ve mistaken for a shower handle, and I’m trying to turn up the heat on our relationship, but the handle won’t turn and I’ve got shampoo in my eyes and my wetsuit is dry and I started crying just as the zookeeper asked me to leave."