My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time. - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."
"Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely."
"I fell in love with her the moment she was late, though neither one of us knew it at the time because she hadn’t arrived yet."
"There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue at the spine. Or it would be, if it weren’t an ebook."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."