Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, a... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."
"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."
"Back when I was a competitive swimmer, I used to dream of going to the Olympics. But then I changed my mind, once I found out how expensive the tickets are."
"I cut an inch off of every straw I see, just to make the world suck a little less."