More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"She had two lips like strawberries, and the seeds gave her kisses texture. I preferred kissing her over two scoops of vanilla ice cream."
"There are lots of great ideas in my book, but as a cohesive unit, my book is only held together with glue at the spine. Or it would be, if it weren’t an ebook."
"I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them."
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"