More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"One in four people have a mental illness. You can be the one to make it two in four, if you’ll join me for a dance."
"Every guy says he's not like every guy, thus proving he is like every guy. Show me a guy who's different, and I'll tell you to stop pointing at me."
"If anybody is looking to rent a dancing partner for an evening, I have one left in stock. That one is me, and I am on sale ‘til Tuesday at two."
"I’ll bet opening a store called Boobs and Books would increase literacy. I prefer a hands-on approach to learning."
"The roses of romance grow when you water your relationship with gratitude. Love will bloom and blossom when you recognize the awesome."