More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"I haven't measured it, but I'll bet cat purrs vibrate at a healing frequency. Also, a whispered I love you almost certainly resonates with heart and DNA repair."
"I love Huey Lewis, but not the News, because the News is too depressing."
"I must be a great leader because many people follow me. Most of the people are police officers, if that gives you any indication of my character."
"I morphed from a fly to a flower to a butterfly, which is like a combination flower and fly. I thought I was in love, but I was merely asleep."
"My coffee cup is empty. Why don't you pour your love in and wake up my soul?"