The lack of money is the root of all evil. - Mark Twain

"What would men be without women? Scarce, sir...mighty scarce."

"Books are for people who wish they were somewhere else."

"A successful book is not made of what is in it, but what is left out of it."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"If you tell the truth, you don't have to remember anything."