The lack of money is the root of all evil. - Mark Twain

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"Don't part with your illusions. When they are gone you may still exist, but you have ceased to live."

"I've lived through some terrible things in my life, some of which actually happened."

"Sanity and happiness are an impossible combination."

"All you need in this life is ignorance and confidence; then success is sure."