More quotes by Scott Adams

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"If there are no stupid questions, then what kind of questions do stupid people ask? Do they get smart just in time to ask questions?"
"Ask a deeply religious Christian if he’d rather live next to a bearded Muslim that may or may not be plotting a terror attack, or an atheist that may or may not show him how to set up a wireless network in his house. On the scale of prejudice, atheists don’t seem so bad lately."
"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."