More quotes by Scott Adams

"You're thinking I'm one of those wise-ass California vegetarians who is going to tell you that eating a few strips of bacon is bad for your health. I'm not. I say its a free country and you should be able to kill yourself at any rate you choose, as long as your cold dead body is not blocking my driveway."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."
"Dance like it hurts. Love like you need money. Work when people are watching. -- Dogbert's Motto"