More quotes by Scott Adams

"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"I love you like a fat kid loves cake!"
"The first time you see something that you have never seen before, you almost always know right away if you should eat it or run away from it."
"Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt."
"Give a man a fish, and you'll feed him for a day. Teach a man to fish, and he'll buy a funny hat. Talk to a hungry man about fish, and you're a consultant."