More quotes by Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"The wind blew my words away from you. So while I told you I love you, the phrase was carried in the opposite direction and landed 333 miles away in the ears of a confused farmer. He was nice, though. He sent me a kind letter saying that while he was flattered, I wasn’t really his type."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?"
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Faith: a device of the mind, fed by the soul, that functions like crutches to a man in a wheelchair."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"I’m famous for my Shepherd’s Pie. Here’s my recipe: lamb, potatoes, cheese, peas, paprika, and a wool-covered apron for the chef/shepherd/wolf-like politician to wear while serving the sheeple up."
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More
"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"
— Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over. Read More