Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

"I never met a man that I didn't like."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects."

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."