Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

"You know, everybody's ignorant, just on different subjects."

"Even if you are on the right track, you’ll get run over if you just sit there."

"If there are no dogs in Heaven, then when I die I want to go where they went."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"Everything is funny as long as it is happening to somebody else."