Do the best you can, and don't take life too serious. - Will Rogers

"The road to success is dotted with many tempting parking spaces."

"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."

"Diplomacy is the art of saying 'Nice doggie' until you can find a rock."

"Never miss a good chance to shut up."

"Always drink upstream from the herd."