"My coffee gets increasingly better the more I drink and the closer I come to the bottom of the cup, where all the sugar is. I wonder if life is the same way as we approach the end."
"His shelf. Good. Noodle dust. Decaying brain collecting dust. Must insert it back in skull—what was I thinking?"
"One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about."
"A farm is a business, and I ran mine into the ground. The next year it grew back."
"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."