"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."
"We all have to have something to hold on to, even if it’s our own torso."
"In my laboratory, I use science to measure love. Whatever you do, don’t drink out of beaker number two."
"One thought I think every person eventually thinks is, “Holy shit, I’m going to die!” Sorry, I just turned thirty yesterday, so my mortality is on my mind."
"If you want to bend your mind, don’t use a crowbar."