More quotes by Mark Twain

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."
"The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies."
"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."