Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The worl... - Mark Twain

"Never allow someone to be your priority while allowing yourself to be their option."

"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."

"I did not attend his funeral, but I sent a nice letter saying I approved of it."

"The Bible has noble poetry in it... and some good morals and a wealth of obscenity, and upwards of a thousand lies."

"I didn't have time to write a short letter, so I wrote a long one instead."