More quotes by Mark Twain

"Part of the secret of a success in life is to eat what you like and let the food fight it out inside."
"A banker is a fellow who lends you his umbrella when the sun is shining, but wants it back the minute it begins to rain."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"The two most important days in your life are the day you are born and the day you find out why."
"When I was a boy of 14, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be 21, I was astonished at how much the old man had learned in seven years."