If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."
"If you own the most profitable manure distribution warehouse in the world, you might not like the smell of success."
"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."
"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"I sleep when I blink. I dream like I love—continuously."
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."