More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My hands will get dirty holding your rose-shaped heart, because love is like gardening—it’s earthy and takes work to keep it alive."
"I question the equation like an equestrian, and I realize it’s horseshit. What is the equation? Vote=Change."
"The Book of Life, I’m still writing it—both literally and literarily. So far I’ve written the Table of Contents. Right now it’s more of a coffee table."
"I sleep when I blink. I dream like I love—continuously."
"30% of the time I am successful 70% of the time. That’s 100% in my book—a book that happens to have a page count that’s 21% Reduced Fat."