More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"The wind is my favorite color. It reminds me of the love she painted on my life as she blew past me."
"When people ask me how I slept, I tell them I don’t know—I’ll have to ask The Professor, and read his notes on my performance."
"He rose like heroes, and I rose like rows of red roses. Love grows wherever you plant it, so I try to farm it wherever I go."
"The other day I woke up to find my girlfriend already gone from the house, and a sticky note on the fridge that said, "I love you.""Oh my God,"I thought. "Somebody's obsessed with me, and they kidnapped my girlfriend just to get closer to me."
"Nothing carries meaning. People carry meaning. We are the porters of importance."