During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfull... - Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"During my darkest hour, life threw me some curves. Thankfully they were in the shape of a woman’s body."
More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE
"Be mindful and heartempty, because you've got no love left in it due to you having given it all away."
"A love story in six words: Hello. Goodbye. In between was marriage."
"I network like a Spanish Inquisitor. I am very good at extracting relevant information. And if you resist, you’ll only confirm your heresy."
"I’ll be your Dostoevsky, if you’ll be my Tolstoy. Our life together will be so full of despair that death will be like a gulag full of joy."
"I make love like my afternoon shadow is long. I'll bring the foreplay, if you bring the guacamole. (Yes, I know there is a 99-cent upcharge.)"