More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book is Not FOR SALE

"My cup is full of air. I should empty it and fill it with love. Or coffee, as the two are synonymous to me."
"I just developed a gun that shoots mustaches. Sometimes a disguise can be deadly, especially if it’s your love you’re trying to camouflage."
"If you want to steal my heart, you must realize it's not a one-time heist. This theft will take every minute of the rest of your life."
"You can use your mouth to speak the words I love you, or you can use your mouth to kiss me and transport love from your mind to my heart."
"I’m half chameleon, half camouflage, and wholly in love with you, though you’d never be able to see it."