Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not eve... - Groucho Marx

"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"Before I speak, I have something important to say."