More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."
"Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it everywhere, diagnosing it incorrectly and applying the wrong remedies."
"Well, art is art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water! And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now, uh... now you tell me what you know."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."