One morning I shot an elephant in my pajamas. How he got in... - Groucho Marx

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"