More quotes by Groucho Marx

"If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the animal is going somewhere."
"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Before I speak, I have something important to say."