More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Some people claim that marriage interferes with romance. There's no doubt about it. Anytime you have a romance, your wife is bound to interfere."
"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."