More quotes by Groucho Marx

"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"Room service? Send up a larger room."[A Night at the Opera]"
"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."
"We'll meet at the theater tonight. I'll hold your seat 'til you get there. Once you get there; you're on your own."
"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."