More quotes by Groucho Marx

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today."
"I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury."
"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."
"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."