More quotes by Groucho Marx

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Well, Art is Art, isn't it? Still, on the other hand, water is water. And east is east and west is west and if you take cranberries and stew them like applesauce they taste much more like prunes than rhubarb does. Now you tell me what you know."
"Learn from the mistakes of others. You can never live long enough to make them all yourself."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."