More quotes by Groucho Marx

"Before I speak, I have something important to say."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."
"Next time I see you, remind me not to talk to you."
"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."
"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."