If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the anim... - Groucho Marx

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."

"I find television very educating. Every time somebody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book."

"Anyone who says he can see through women is missing a lot."

"A hospital bed is a parked taxi with the meter running."