If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the anim... - Groucho Marx

"Humor is reason gone mad."

"Before I speak, I have something important to say."

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."

"The secret of life is honesty and fair dealing. If you can fake that, you've got it made."