If a black cat crosses your path, it signifies that the anim... - Groucho Marx

"I never forget a face, but in your case I'll be glad to make an exception."

"Paying alimony is like feeding hay to a dead horse."

"From the moment I picked up your book until I put it down, I was convulsed with laughter. Some day I intend reading it."

"Life is a whim of several billion cells to be you for a while"

"Humor is reason gone mad."