More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"The police seemed to think I killed her, which is crazy, because I loved her like a thousand drops of blood dripping down a dagger."
"I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"One of the most productive ways a government can spend money on the people is by building more prisons. That’s what makes the US so great. That’s what freedom is all about."