More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I can read lips. Especially if they have words tattooed on them."
"Sexcess—it’s about sex in excess and success all rolled up into one sweaty ball."
"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."