As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rath... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rather eat your brain with a spoon."
"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."
"Last year, millions of students didn’t graduate from high school. They didn’t drop out, they were simply in elementary and middle schools."
"With six pieces of wood, I’m building a life, and my coffin."
"Love will wreck your heart like a derailed train. So choo-choose your partner wisely."
"There’s truth in only having a bicycle seat. I used to skip class and just hold it out in the hallway. When teachers would ask me what I was doing, I’d hold it up and say, “Sorry I’m late."