More quotes by Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"Coaching 101: First you build the team, and then you build the torture chamber for underperformers."
"All I know is I don’t know if I know, and this everlasting oscillation shakes my belief system."
"I have all the things I need to succeed in life, including a bucket of unicorn urine."
"My name is a half an hour early, but my body is on time."
"I skimmed the pond scum with a spoon like broth in a soup bowl. Why does everything have to remind me of her?"