As much as I would love to know what you know, I’d much rath... - Jarod Kintz, This Book Has No Title

"I remember I laughed so hard I cried. But my response was half appropriate, because I was at a funeral."

"There is life, and there is death, and in between there is me. Please don’t wake me up."

"Are you an Is there? or a There isn’t! kind of person? I’m more of an Is there isn’t? kind of guy."

"Early on I set out to write the next Great American Novel, and then later on I set out the silverware and enjoyed my dinner in silence."

"I cried so hard after I put my cat to sleep. I guess I shouldn’t have cried so hard, because with all my sobbing, I ended up waking it up."