More quotes by Mark Twain

"Life would be infinitely happier if we could only be born at the age of eighty and gradually approach eighteen."
"Good friends, good books, and a sleepy conscience: this is the ideal life."
"Don't go around saying the world owes you a living. The world owes you nothing. It was here first."
"′Classic′ - a book which people praise and don't read."
"When I was younger, I could remember anything, whether it had happened or not; but my faculties are decaying now and soon I shall be so I cannot remember any but the things that never happened. It is sad to go to pieces like this but we all have to do it."