More quotes by Mark Twain

"Wit is the sudden marriage of ideas which before their union were not perceived to have any relation."
"When you fish for love, bait with your heart, not your brain."
"A big leather-bound volume makes an ideal razorstrap. A thing book is useful to stick under a table with a broken caster to steady it. A large, flat atlas can be used to cover a window with a broken pane. And a thick, old-fashioned heavy book with a clasp is the finest thing in the world to throw at a noisy cat."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."
"When we remember we are all mad, the mysteries disappear and life stands explained."