"One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date."
"More people are leaving TV behind to read my books than ever before. In the last year alone I gained over two readers (three, to be exact). So I’d like to take a moment and say thanks mom, dad, and kidnap victim I keep chained in the basement."
"One day I’ll have my appointment with death, and every day I call out to God to see if I can reschedule for a later date."
"Are you happy here with me? Because if not, we can scoot over a few feet."
"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"
"Hydrogenated and androgynous milky white love is all I have to offer you. Would you like me to pour it in your coffee, or directly into your soul?"