I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb si... - Jarod Kintz, The Days of Yay are Here! Wake Me Up When They're Over.

"I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock or no knock, every occupant in those rooms is already disturbed."

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