"I wonder if rooms in an insane asylum have Do Not Disturb signs for the doors. I should hope not, because knock or no knock, every occupant in those rooms is already disturbed."
"I’m trying to translate what my cat says and put it in a book, but how many homonyms are there for meow?"
"You know that I know you know, but I want you to know that I know you know I know you know I know. It’s important for you to know that, you know?"
"I've been trying to start a garage band for over a decade now, but father won't move his car."
"Reading a book is like having the ability to dip a straw into the author’s soul and sip and slurp without lowering the water table of wisdom."
"All the ideas in the universe can be described by words. Therefore, if you simply take all the words and rearrange them randomly enough times, you’re bound to hit upon at least a few great ideas eventually. Sausage donkey swallows flying guillotine, my love assembly line."