Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."

"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."

"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."