More quotes by Woody Allen

"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Marriage is the death of hope."