Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

"I read in self-defense."

"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."

"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."

"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."

"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."