Eighty percent of success is showing up. - Woody Allen

"Because it's much more pleasant to be obsessed over how the hero gets out of his predicament than it is over how I get out of mine."

"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."

"To love is to suffer. To avoid suffering one must not love. But then one suffers from not loving. Therefore, to love is to suffer; not to love is to suffer; to suffer is to suffer. To be happy is to love. To be happy, then, is to suffer, but suffering makes one unhappy. Therefore, to be happy one must love or love to suffer or suffer from too much happiness."

"Eighty percent of success is showing up."

"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."