More quotes by Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"If you want to make God laugh, tell him about your plans."
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."