If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you'r... - Woody Allen

"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."

"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."

"I did not marry the first girl that I fell in love with, because there was a tremendous religious conflict, at the time. She was an atheist, and I was an agnostic."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."