More quotes by Woody Allen

"I took a speed-reading course and read War and Peace in twenty minutes. It involves Russia."
"All people know the same truth. Our lives consist of how we choose to distort it."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."