More quotes by Woody Allen

"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
"The difference between sex and love is that sex relieves tension and love causes it."
"Eighty percent of success is showing up."
"I don't know the question, but sex is definitely the answer."
"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."