Marriage is the death of hope. - Woody Allen

"I read in self-defense."

"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."

"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."

"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."