More quotes by Woody Allen

"If it turns out that there is a God...the worst that you can say about him is that basically he's an underachiever."
"It's a wonderful thing to be able to create your own world whenever you want to."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"I think being funny is not anyone's first choice."
"I don't believe in the after life, although I am bringing a change of underwear."