More quotes by Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Honey! Bring down a copy of my will - and an eraser!"
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"Marriage is the death of hope."