More quotes by Woody Allen

"I'm not afraid of death; I just don't want to be there when it happens."
"Life doesn't imitate art, it imitates bad television."
"Life is full of misery, loneliness, and suffering - and it's all over much too soon."
"God is silent. Now if only man would shut up."
"If you're not failing every now and again, it's a sign you're not doing anything very innovative."