Seventy percent of success in life is showing up. - Woody Allen

"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."

"Death doesn't really worry me that much, I'm not frightened about it... I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."

"To you, I'm an atheist.To God, I'm the loyal opposition."

"I read in self-defense."