More quotes by Woody Allen

"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"Photons have mass? I didn’t even know they were Catholic."
"Seventy percent of success in life is showing up."
"Sex without love is a meaningless experience, but as far as meaningless experiences go its pretty damn good."
"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."